Are all men know the laws of men? 1 Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2 You are right for a man to mourn only under the following circumstances (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) the moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) after wrecking his car bosss. (d) If you're using your teeth. 3 Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his companions. 4 Unless he murdered someone in your family, must rescue a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5 If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6 complaining about the brand of free beer in a bar buddys is prohibited. However, they complain that if the temperature is unsuitable. 7 No man is obligated to purchase a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddys birthday is strictly optional. At that point, shall be held in a strip bar of choice for children's birthday. 8 In a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9 When encountering other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you will never ask whos game. 10 You can flatulate front of a woman only after having taken his climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11 is allowed a drink of alcohol fruity only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and its delivery by a topless model and only when its free. 12 Only in situations of moral and / or physical danger is allowed in the absence of other in the nuts. 13 Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14 Friends do not let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Case closed. 15 If a mans fly is down, that's your problem, you have not seen anything. 16 The women who say they enjoy watching sports should be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17 A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18 years never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 19 If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better talk about the choice of beer. 20 Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of his, unless she's withholding sex pending your response. 21 phrases that can not be uttered to another man while lifting weights a) Yes, Ba-by, Push It! b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c) Another set and we go to the bathroom! 22 Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on an equal footing, ie both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible, is all the conversation you need . 23 Do not allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go longer than they are capable of having sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24 The next morning, and a girl who was once just a friend that carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that youre strange sense of guilt and no reason not to stick again before the discussion occurs about what a mistake big it was. 25 It is acceptable to drive your car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26 does not have to buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27 The girl who answered the question What do you want for Christmas? If, you loved me, you'd know what I want! gets an Xbox. End of story. 28 There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Mens Gymnastics. Ever.
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